BBC Left Wing Bias On Show After Two Journalists Call Culture Sec C*nt Live On Air + Naughtie And Marr In Brazen 'Jeremy C*nt' On Air Attack + It's Too Soon To Tell If He Really Is A C*nt, Backtracks BBC

It's OK To Egg Clegg Says Constitutional Expert + Right Said Clegg: I'm Too Sexy For This Party + Students: Tips How To Post Poo Through Nick Clegg's Letter Box

Snow Balls Up + Are We Doomed To A White Christmas? + Winter Woeland

"I Should Never Have Signed Pledge On Uni Fees, VAT Hikes, That Bloke Being Extradited To America, Shit I Need A Fag," Says Lib Dem Leader + Chocolate Company 'Delighted' With Ed Miliband Baby Name Sponsorship Deal + X Factor Is Not Fixed In The Conventional Sense, Says Angry Cowell

Stephen Fry's Comments That Women Hate Chocolate Are Offensive, Says Feminist Chocolatier + Stephen Fry Has Gone Too Far This Time When He Says Kittens Don't Like Playing With Balls Of Wool + SHITV's Darkbreak Audience Slumps To New Low As Strike Hit BBC 1 Replaces Show With Picture Of Kittens

Wagner Tipped To Win X Factor + X Factor Wagner Can Sing And Dance Better Than Third Reich Wagner, Says Old German + X Factor Katie's Gran Feeds Her Red Snapper Every Day

X Factor Cheryl In Trumping Storm + Not Even A 'Pardon Me' From Cheryl After Live Bottom Pop? How Rude! + Trumpgate: Cheryl Blamed, But Audio Evidence Says It Could Have Been Simon Who Done It!

Miscellaneous funnies from the web - November 2010

Wills To Marry Next Year + Official: Prince William To Marry 2011 + Palace Announces Royal Wedding

My Rescued Chile Miner Is Bonking Mad, Says 'Up For It' Wife + Has Vince Cable Lost His Mind? Has He Become 'The Cable Guy'? + SHITV Must Reduce Size Of Darkbreak Sofa So Christine Bleakley Falls Off, Says Suit

David Cameron: It Takes These Two + There's No Such Thing As The Big Society + You'll Be Seeing These Two Boys A Lot In The Coming Months, Says Two Fingered Cam + Camers: "I Hate The Cuts", But His Body Language Says Different + Save Our Gamu!

Labour Miliballs Up + Labour Conference Await First Speech From Leader Michael Foot Ed Miliband + David Miliband To Turn His Hand To Pottery

It Was Colson In Watergate, Not Coulson, Claims News International Exec + Why Is Everyone Picking On Andy Coulson?

'That's The Last Time I Order The Breakfast Eye Opener At That Hotel', Says Hague + The Real Scandal Here Is That William Hague Is Wearing Caps Again + Brown Was Bonkers Says Blair

Army Announces Closing Down Sale + Bank Of England Sends Exactly The Same Letter To Treasury They Did Four Months Ago + George Michael Will Have A Great Time In Jail, Says Stout Lifer

Yuck Wot A Squelcher! + We Said Barbeque Summer, Not Barbeques Summer, Say Weather Experts + Everyone Gets Their Kit Off

David Beckham Is 'Teepoldo', Says Capello + David Beckham Will Be Able To Bend It Until He's 62, Say Doctors + Media Outlets Criticised For Translating Capello Into Perfect English When They Quote Him

Robbie Williams Wears Tuxedo In His House + Well, Has He Or Hasn't He Married, Huh? + Media Frenzy As Robin Williams Marries In Robbie Williams' House

Simon Cowell To Be Revealed As Big Brother In Final Reality Twist + X Factor Louis - 'I Almost Walked Again' + Billions Call X-Factor Switchboard In Auto Tune Scandal

Exclusive Privilege Offer: How To Breach The New Times Firewall + Government Departments Told To Plan For 110% Cuts + Treasury Graduate 'Suck Up' To Produce Plans For 35%, 40%, 45%, 50% And 55% Cuts Respectively

Dead Viewers Double Big Brother Audience, Confirms Channel Four + Ghosts Of Dead Media Careers Haunting Big Brother Set + Spooky Goings On On Big Brother Made My Knickers Fall Down, Says Madam Kinkyboots

Big Society: "Miss Marple-isation Of Police Force Is My Dream," Says Cameron + "I Want A Miss Marple In Every Village To Fight Crime," Says Cameron + "Miss Marple Can Be Paid with Cups Of Tea," Predicts Eager Prime Minister

Paul The Psychic Octopus Dies After Eating What They Put In The England Box + Ways Those Bastard Germans Could Be Faking The Paul The Psychic Octopus Thingie + Spain Set To Win World Cup 37-24 Says Psychic Squirrel

Order Your Netherlands World Cup Fightball™ DVD Today + Paul The Octopus Retires, Chews Mussel In A Way That Unmistakenly Indicates To FIFA That They Should Embrace Technology Immediately + Phew, South Africa Didn't Muck The World Cup Up As Much As We Expected They Would, But It Was Close

CHEER UP ENGLAND!

Blattered + Completely Mullered! + Germany vs England: Four - Hun

Is It Time For FA to Try Anarchy at Top of England Team Set Up? + Virile Capello Slaps Down The Bucks + South African Gets Vuvuzela Stuck Up His Bottom

Millions Of Technology Embracer Posers Laughed At Openly By Plebs + Is It Time To Close Down ITV And Replace It With A Blank Screen? + SHITV HD Begins New Age Of Missing Programmes You Are Actually Watching

MICHAEL MOORE'S ANTI BRITISH RANT ON TWITTER...

Tory VAT Bombshell explodes

Franz Beckenbauer Mostly Criticised For England 'Kick And Rush' Jibe + ITV 'Only Seconds Away From All Vuvuzela Commentary' During England vs USA Match, Secret Document Shows + Get Your Official Daily Excrement Vuvuzela For Only £12.99 (Offer Limited To The First 5 Million Lucky Readers)

"It Might Be So Bad That We've Got To Ignore All The Promises We Made In The Election," Warns More Worried Looking Than Usual George Osborne + "I've Eaten All The Biscuits," John Prescott Leaves Note To Incoming Deputy Prime Minister + Nick Clegg Given Same Desk On Which John Major And Edwina Curry Once Had Sex On

Vote Conservative Or You Will Die + It's General Erection Day! + David Cameron Tipped To Be PM, Says Polls

Brown: Hung, Not Gifted, And Back! - IT'S THE SUN WOT HUNG IT! + Oh God What Are We Going To Do Now? + Brown Throws Himself Against The Wall And Calls Himself Stupid

Jan Moir: A Strange, Lonely, And Troubling Resignation

The Two C's - It's Good Afternoon From Me And It's Good Afternoon From Him + The Two C's - Is The Phantom Raspberry Blower From Olde London Town All We've Got To Look Forward To From This Government Now? + Welcome To The New Lib Con Guardian

The Two C's - The first picture

David Cameron Wins Election, PaddyPower Sponsored Feature + Gordon Brown Is Best Ever Prime Minister, Says 'Strange' Candidate + How To Run A Legal Postal Ballot Scam To Beat Tories

Here's Hoping For A Well Hung Parliament + Is This The Most Boring Election Campaign In History? + Mirror Foils Tory Jeremy Paxman Blackmail Plot

Election 2010: 'You're lying', 'No we're not', 'Yes you are', 'No we are not' + Election 2010: 'We're not lying', 'Yes you are', 'Yes it looks like it to us too' + 'Lying Tory Bastards', 'Stupid Labour Tax Hiking Prigs', 'Shut Up The Both Of You Vince Needs His Nap'

Labour Launches Desperate Fivemoreyears-efesto + Tories Launch DoItYourself-efesto + LibDems Launch HungParli-festo

Monster Raving Loony Party Is The Only Party Not Lying About Cuts After Election, Respected Think Tank Opines + MRLP, The Everyone Must Die At 65 Party And The Cushion Party, Only Ones Not To Lie About Post Election Cuts, Says Someone + Why Putting A Cross And Not A Smiley Face In Box Could Be Deciding Factor In Election

It's OK To Refuse Two Labour Supporters At B&B, Says Grayling + Grayling Welcomes Tory Only B&Bs + B&B Can Refuse Mixed Labour And Tory Voter Couples, Says Grayling

George Osborne Look-i-likee

Secret Plans To Knock Nick Knicked + Get Your Clegg Smeg Free Inside Today + I'm Not A Nick Knocker, Says Defiant Cameron

Tit Watch - BBC website Blooper

BBQ Summer 2: This Time It's Really Real + Oh No Not Another BBQ Summer!+ 2010 Red Hot BBQ Summer, Says Expert

David Cameron Needs To Sit Down For A Bit After Early Morning Jog + Cameron Third In Brighton Knobbly Knees Contest + Cameron Will Never Be PM, Says Fortune Teller On Brighton Pier

For Lord Ashcroft Non Dom Story, See Page 12 + For The Lord Ashcroft Con Dom Story Go To Page 11 + Ashcroft's Non Dom Bomb: Cameron Didn't Know For Decade

Sport Relief: Is Chewing Gum A Sport? + Who Is The Fattest Celeb In The UK? Why Aren't They Running For Sports Relief? + Walk To The Shops To Buy This Paper And Your Sports Relief Is Done

Conspiracy Special: Did Alistair Campbell Secretly Crunch Down On A Fisherman's Friend In The Andrew Marr Interview To Give The Impression He Was About To Cry? + Campbell Cries Plan B + Why Is Everyone So Cynical About My Tears, Alistair Campbell Breaks Down Second Time In A Day

Pressure Grows On BAFTA To Give Julie Walters 2011 Best Actress This Year For Performance In Mo + Give Julie Walters 2011 BAFTA Now ! + Julie Walters BAFTA Mo Mentum Grows

David Cameron Frequently Called National Bullying Helpline After PMQ's in 2008, Claims Anonymous + Prime Minister Slapped Me Across The Face And Told Me To Calm Down, Says Aid + National Bullying Helpline Gets 5000 Calls Claiming To Be From Prime Minister's Office Today

Conservative Party Error Puts Teen Pregnancy As High As 540% In Some Parts Of Country, Following Second Decimal Point Gaff In Same Day Shocker + Cameron Team To Concentrate On Percentages Next + Cameron Battling With Posh But Dim Team

0.1% + 0.1%!: Nought Point One Percent? Are They Having A Laugh? + Fuck, That Was Close

CBB Backlash: 11 Celebs In A Mini Is A Step Too Far This Time + Celeb Big Brother Is Worstest Ever Again + Davina Looks To Be Enjoying Herself On BB, What Is She On?

Hard Man Vinnie Flips Over In CBB Kitchen + Vinnie Jones Beats Up Eggs Then Fries Them + Page Three Nicola Set To Beat Up Vinnie In Final

Chris Moyles Guest Threatens To Kill Listener + Guest On BBC Show Threatens To Kill License Payer + 'Your Gonna Die' Text Message From Anti Cyber Bullying Champion, Dappy