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Beckham Riots

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Dully Mirror (spoof of Daily Mirror)
"BECKHAM'S WOMEN" RIOT IN MADRID

RiotA group of up to 200 women rioted on the streets of Madrid last night following news that David Beckham is happily married. The women, who either claim to have slept with the England Captain, have worked for him, or wouldn't say no to biting his botty playfully if he asked them, say they are at the 'end of their tether' until they get a tabloid deal.

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