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"I HAD BECKS IN MY MOUTH LAST NIGHT"

BecksAs many as 1 in 10 Essex women claim they have 'touched Beck's with their lips' over the last 12 months, our survey of nightclubs in the county reveals. David Beckham was unavailable for comment last night.

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