Is Rebecca Loos about to reveal 'ultimate' 'undeniable' 'proof' of an "affair" with David Beckham in a television 'interview' tonight? Rumours we 'heard' on only our 'second' bottle of 'bubbly' at Fizzies, our 'favourite' champagne 'bar', last night, say she's going to 'whip out' a plaster cast of the England Captain's willy in a nationally televised interview tonight! Sleazy yet artistic! Fab! Just how we like it!