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26% think binge drinking is healthy
Around a quarter of Britons think binge drinking is good for their health and almost one in five is convinced it relaxes their muscles sufficiently for a street fight, according to a survey.
Only 9 per cent of those polled believed alcohol is 'the devil's semen', while 13 per cent say their social life would not be the same unless they were paralytically drunk.
Nearly 1,000 adults who had drunk more than 15 units of alcohol took part in the survey for lads web site MateFlatOnHisArse.com.

This survey is a spoof based on a real survey in the news April 2004

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