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News Of The Hurled (spoof of News of the World)
TEXT SEX?
RL: Cant stop jumping
DB: Why?
RL: My new job is just fab
DB: Come over later and we can jump together
Then on the 20th March it hots up
RL: ****** ** ***** ***!
DB: !!
RL: * *** ****** ***** *****!!!
DB: Oh! Yea!
RL: *** $%!* * !!! :}[
DB: You give good star

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