A
spokesman from Google denied that their new G-spotmail e-mail system, announced
on April Fools Day, was a prank, last night. The system, which allows users to
store up to 1000 megabytes of porn, is currently undergoing beta testing. "Users
will never have to delete porn again," said a spokesman. "Porn will
be automatically sorted into categories and grouped as to relevance." The
system promises to offer a sophisticated e-mail filtering system to ensure that
only legitimate porn e-mail's are stored. "This
is an exciting new development. I just wished we hadn't waited until 1st April
to tell everyone about what is really truly honestly a genuinely innovative innovation,"
said a quirkily dressed employee. | 
