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IRAQ MELTDOWN

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The Thun (spoof of The Times)
IRAQ: RIOT POLICE RIOT FOR MORE MONEY
Riot PoliceJust when it looked like the situation in Iraq couldn't get any worse, the situation got worse in Iraq, yesterday. Newly trained Iraqi riot police, who have been trained by elite British anti-riot troops, took to the streets demanding more money. The riot was only quelled by Allied forces after they 'went for the rioter's knees' - this controversial technique, which involves dwarfs, is not covered in the training Iraqi forces were given.
"A helicopter was not available because it was too cloudy," an officer told reporters.

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