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Sext Messaging

Inside: Plastic replica of David Beckham's Text Message thumb for every reader
Daily Moan (spoof of Daily Mail)
The Joy of Sext Messaging (part 1567)
Cell phone text messaging has never been more popular, but what do all the latest sexy shorthand/icons mean? Read on...
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Let's touch noses
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I've got a runny nose
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spooning
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spooning with a runny nose
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let's spoon up against a wall
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Just between you and me
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mug of tea
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Double glazed
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Smarty pants!
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Let's you and me set up home together!

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