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Sext Messaging

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The Joy of Sext Messaging (part 1567)

Cell phone text messaging has never been more popular, but what do all the latest sexy shorthand/icons mean? Read on...

}{	Let's touch noses
.{	I've got a runny nose
{{	spooning
.{{	spooning with a runny nose
]{{	let's spoon up against a wall
[}{]	Just between you and me
{}o	mug of tea
]]	Double glazed
$p	Smarty pants!
*[^]**	Let's you and me set up home together!

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