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STOP
THIS ABUSE OF OUR DEPUTY PRIME MINISTER
Today,
here at the paper formally known as the Dully, we start a campaign to stop the
abuse of the over 65's in the cabinet. John Prescott, born in 1938, is by far
the oldest Deputy Prime Minister we have today. He hangs around with nobody listening
to a word he says. If he stayed in bed long enough he would even have bed sores.
This must stop! Write to the Prime Minister at once demanding an end to this abuse
of our most senior of citizens.
Today,
here at the paper formally known as the Dully, we start a campaign to stop the
abuse of the over 65's in the cabinet. John Prescott, born in 1938, is by far
the oldest Deputy Prime Minister we have today. He hangs around with nobody listening
to a word he says. If he stayed in bed long enough he would even have bed sores.
This must stop! Write to the Prime Minister at once demanding an end to this abuse
of our most senior of citizens.
