OAP OOPS

New Look! Starts Today! It's your really colourful Dully Mirror! STOP THIS ABUSE OF OUR DEPUTY PRIME MINISTER Today, here at the paper formally known as the Dully, we start a campaign to stop the abuse of the over 65's in the cabinet. John Prescott, born in 1938, is by far the oldest Deputy Prime Minister we have today. He hangs around with nobody listening to a word he says. If he stayed in bed long enough he would even have bed sores. This must stop! Write to the Prime Minister at once demanding an end to this abuse of our most senior of citizens.

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