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FARIA: SVEN COULDN'T GET ENOUGH OF MY EGGS
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Faria Alam told reporters last night of a frenzied breakfast with the England footie coach in which she buttered his toast and fixed fried eggs in under 25 seconds. "The breakfast was simply outrageous", said the former secretary. "We were lucky not to burn our kissing lips." Faria revealed exclusively to us that Sven eats two fried eggs for breakfast every morning with his Swedish crackers.
9 Aug

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