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Terror in the UK

What to do in an emergency
What to do in an emergency
In the event of an emergency go indoors and sit down©. The Department of Emergencies has developed this sit down© strategy in collaboration with security experts. In tests, sitting down proved to be the best thing to do during an emergency, as opposed to standing up or lying down. In tests, those sitting did much better than those standing up and, particularly when drinking a nice cup of tea, dribbled it much less than those laying down. Sitting down also saves space and is tidier, according to security experts.
Now you know this, put this advice away and get on with your normal everyday lives.
26 Aug

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