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Kanga-balls

The Moon (spoof of The Sun)
Diana's 'Rock' Is Testicle Muncher!
I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here star Paul Burrell was seen munching on a Kangaroo's testicle in the jungle by millions of viewers last night. The body building former Butler stamped his feet and screamed with each chew. The Kangaroo wasn't too happy about it either.
7 Dec

Other I'm a celebrity Get Me out of here 2004 stuff..

Joe King

Daily Armstretchograph (spoof of Daily Telegraph)
Squeaky Comic Wins Something Or Other
Joe Pasquale, a comic, became King of the Jungle last night. Crowned in green leafs, the comedian wore glasses and smiled.
7 Dec

"I'm Not a Celibate Get Me In There"

Daily Stir (spoof of Daily Star)
World News
Vic Reeves Joins Wife In Jungle
Vic Reeves sensationally left his on screen partner to join his wife in the Celebrity Jungle, today. Vic Reeves, married to Bob Mortimer for 25 years, is predicted to be wanting to start a family in the jungle 'just like Tarzan'. The television comic has nipples the size of prunes.
24 Nov

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