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Experts
estimate America was only 2 minutes
away from this
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This
is the shocking picture of what would have happened
at Sunday's Super Bowl XXXVIII had Justin Timberlake's
bra ripping plan not been foiled by secret anti-terrorist
measures.
Justin
Timberlake only managed to rip the right cup off
Janet Jackson's top. But here, for the first time
on the planet, we reveal what a double rip would
have looked like.
As you can see, above, two boobies are clearly
sticking out of the top, rather than just the
one which was seen by almost a billion people
around the world. Corrr!
But
was Timberlake really surprised at the rip?
He says it was a 'mistake' but he ripped the dress
off whilst he sang the words: "Babe, I'm
gonna lob yer tits out now". We say: Just'n,
yer should av pulled the other one me old china!
Phooorrrrr!
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