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Anarchy in Oz

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Daily Moan (spoof of Daily Mail)
Anarchist goes Walkabout Downunder

Johnny Rotten

Johnny 'Rotten' Lydon has walked out of the Jungle compound of SHITV's hit reality torture show 'I'm a crinkly antichrist get me out of here.' The 48 year old moaner, who had a banned number one single God Save the F***** Queen with the Sex Pistols, during the Queen's 1977 Jubilee celebrations, is said to be moaning well. He performed the c-word to adoring fans on Tuesday's live show. Johnny, we salute you!

Rotten returns

Gareth Gates Dart Board offer, final week, forms inside
Mini Nmeee
Johnny Rotten offered single 'Grandad'
Johnny Rotten

Clive Dunn Classic?

Following his chummy, friendly, loveably moany, performance on I'm a celebrity I'm walkin out of here 2004, Johnny Rotten has been offered a single release by Polydoodar Records. The single, a Rottenised version of Clive Dunn's child friendly single of the 70's, Grandad, could be released in time for Easter. Safety pins have already sold out in a shop in Chester.

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