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Cannabis C

How will the cannabis reclassification affect you?
The Thun (spoof of The Times)
CANNABIS JOINS THE C-LIST
Things you should know about the reclassification:

CANNABIS: IT'S NOT LEGAL, BUT ITS NOT AS ILLEGAL AS IT USED TO BE

Government poster clarifying the new policy
1) Smoking cannabis through your lips and nose is now 33.3% less illegal than it was before the change.
2) Smoking cannabis through any other orifice of your body is still as illegal as it was before, especially if done on the streets, and particularly if near schools
3) Giving cannabis to your dog to smoke is still illegal.

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