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Judge Dread
Lord Hutton has now reported. The full report is available on the web site - click on the icon above to go there. In summary, Lord Hutton cleared Number 10 of lying about the Iraq 45 minute WMD claim and blamed the BBC for various failures, including a lack of editorial control over the original Gilligan claims, and the BBC's failure to investigate the claims afterwards.

Daily Moan (spoof of Daily Mail)
Moanatorial
BBC is defective

We must be careful in jumping to conclusions so quickly following the complete and devastating body blow of death delivered today on the BBC by Lord Hutton. Other than to say that this must surely be the beginning of the end of the BBC: Its licence supported pomposity and arrogance must now be put finally into a secure sleep from which it can never awake. We must not unfairly taunt this fat slovenly pillar of the establishment on this day in which the truth is finally revealed, other than to point out that it is now time to scrap the licence fee and privatise the terrible BBC...

Quiz
Judge

Is this:

a) A senior Judge giving his summary of a report
b) A contestant on an OAP Big Brother
c) A senior Judge having a nap

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Teflon Tony

Tony Blair
"You talking to me?"
A moment of effusiveness for the greatest ever Prime Minister

Like a phoenix from the ashes, Tony Blair soars, wings aloft, his premiership now gilded with the finest gold. How could we, mere simpletons when measured against this majesty of greatness, ever have doubted this pillar of wonderousness? This utterly great messiah of truthfulness, nay, Deity, in our midst...

Lord of the Scowl's

Shock Latest
"I deplore the Sun" Judge tells television viewers
Judge dread

Attack of the Killer BBC's

Giligone
Gilligoon
Lord Hutton says Andrew Gilligan's allegation, that the Government knew the 45 minutes claim was wrong, was unfounded.

Inquiry Inquiry

The Indigestion (spoof of The Independent)
Hutton Inquiry: Government calls for new inquiry

Tony Blair has called for an inquiry into how the Hutton Inquiry report was leaked. The Sun newspaper printed excerpts from the inquiry this morning which appears to clear Tony Blair from any blame.

Hutton Leak?

The Moon - Dyke decked

Hutton Report Latest

When Judges attack
Greg Dyke gets first sight of the Hutton report
Greg Dyke decked

 

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