Gawdon Bennet, love a duck! Big Brother 5's Stuart and Michelle had red hot sizzling sex under a table last night! Producers of the show had to point the cameras away from the table in case arms or legs popped out, or the table went up and down or moved around the room! The two randy housemates stayed under the table for two whole hours. Nothing fell off the table. The tablecloth remained in place throughout. We want our money back.