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The Indigestion on Sunday
BLUNKETT VOWS TO PUNCH HOOLIGAN

BlunkettDavid Blunkett, the Home Secretary, 150lbs, had to be restrained last night after being told that he was standing next to a hooligan. The hooligan, 240lbs, who had been given a two year prison sentence by a Portuguese court and sent home on the understanding that he would serve his sentence in the UK, was still free to enjoy a streetfight party put on by other hooligans last night. The party included bunting and knuckle sandwiches.

21st June 2004

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