David
Blunkett, the Home Secretary, 150lbs, had to
be restrained last night after being told that he was standing next to a hooligan.
The hooligan,
240lbs, who had been given a two year prison
sentence by a Portuguese court and sent home on the understanding that he would
serve his sentence in the UK, was still free to enjoy a streetfight party put
on by other hooligans last night. The party included bunting and knuckle sandwiches.