David
Blunkett,
the Home Secretary, 150lbs, had to be restrained
last night after being told that he was standing
next to a hooligan. The hooligan,
240lbs,
who had been given a two year prison sentence
by a Portuguese court and sent home on the
understanding that he would serve his sentence
in the UK, was still free to enjoy a streetfight
party put on by other hooligans last night.
The party included bunting and knuckle sandwiches.