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Drab and Spinster
Church refuses to put on 25 stones for modelling role
Fat Church
What Church would look like at the required 35 stones
Charlotte Church has turned down an offer from Marks and Spencer to become their new store poster girl after it insisted she put on over 25 stones for the role. Charlotte Church's management said the nation is now too thin and sexy for M&S.
16 June 2004

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