"Bloody
Hell." "Bloody Bleedin hell."
"Bum flaps." "Stupid blind
sod." "Idiot." "Swiss
Cuckoo." All these insults were hurled
at television sets across the nation tonight
as Swiss ref, Urs Meier, disallowed a brilliant
goal which inevitably led on to the bloodbath
of penalty kicks. England are coming home.
We just don't believe it.
25
June 2004
Post
match analysis
IS
VICTORIA GIVING BECKS ENOUGH SEX?
BECKHAM
CAN'T SHOOT STRAIGHT ANYMORE
David
Beckham missed another penalty last night.
Sexologists told this paper it's because David
isn't getting the right amount of good sex
any more. England lost 5 goals to 6 to Portugal
on penalties.