England 1 - France 2

OH LAWDY!

Editorial

The fine men and women of the French national team played exemplary football this eve, to beat a proud England in the last 3 minutes of extra time. Oh how disappointing! We send forth a hearty sportsmanship refrain of 'well done' to our French comrades for such a wonderful exhibition of fine football. Tis for sure we are a tad disappointed with our footballing heroes. However: glad to see we stuffed New Zealand in the cricket! Glorious days! Anyone for oats?