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The Eeekonomist
Stop this supermarket checkout fraud at once!
The Eeekonomist has discovered an expensive supermarket checkout fraud which could be ripping customers off by over £35million a year. Our investigator did a normal weekly shop in our local Tesburys. We pushed our well stocked trolley to the checkout, paid, and then went back to our car. But, instead of putting our purchases in the car before driving home, we took all of the shopping out of the carrier bags and then went back into the store. When we pushed our trolley back to the checkout, the checkout girl put all of the goods through the till again as if nothing had happened and then made us pay again. We demanded to speak to the manager over this incident and we were referred to Head Office. Head Office told us they are 'aware of this set of rare circumstances' and advised customers 'not to return to the store with trolley's filled with paid for purchases taken out of the carrier bags if they do not want to pay for them again'. Tesbury's made £4532mn profit last year.
13 June 2004

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