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Dully Mirror (spoof of Daily Mirror)
CELEBRITY SELL BY DATE SWITCH SCANDAL

Anne RobinsonThere were calls today for viewers to carefully check the sell by dates of celebrities after Anne Robinson appeared on television looking 20 years younger. A spokesman for Channel 5 told us: "Viewers hadn't complained that the celebrity had gone off so we had no reason to investigate." BBC and Channel Four quickly moved to ensure viewers that their internal checks carefully monitor the sell by dates of all celebrities.

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