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Inside Today: Free Spanish Hotel Sex Guide
Daily Stir (spoof of Daily Star)
New Breast Implants Grow up to 50% During Sex
BreastsWhat can you get your lovva who has everything? Why not get the latest breast implants that grow up to 50% during sex?
The implants, from America, can sense the heart's activity and grow according to how hard the heart is beating, making love making more sexier than ever!
Jackie, pictured, says "I've nevva 'ad more fun in bed. However, it can be a bit tricky running up the stairs without my shirt popping open. OOOhh aaahhh! [points to lower lip]."

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