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NATIONAL FLUTTERY
Doble flip pancake Tuesday
Don't miss your chance to win in our fantastic new double flip pancake draw!
Pay £1 for six numbers. Our security vetted chefs then make a pancake which is split into 52 sections. Six numbers are then selected from the pancake by our computer. Then, here's the brilliant twist: the chef then flips the pancake and the computer selects another 6 numbers!
If any of your numbers match the numbers on the first side of the pancake you win a prize. If any of your numbers match anywhere on the flipped side of the pancake you can win again! If at any time any of the numbers pop out of the pan and fall on to the floor or onto the oven (but not into the flame (yes it's a gas oven!)), they're the draw super balls©™. If more than three of your six numbers are super balls©™ you win a chance to eat the pancake, but only if nobody wins the main draw, and only then if the studio audience don't feel hungry...
Could it be any easier?
None of the money raised in this draw will go to asylum seekers

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