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HOW THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST CHANGED MY LIFE
"I only saw The Passion on Sunday but by Tuesday I had stopped smoking, given up alcohol and stopped swearing. Anyone want to come over to give me a good whipping later?"
"I haven't seen The Passion yet but I am told that the camera they used was a homosexual. This is a disgrace! When the DVD comes out I will write in again."
"It makes you wonder what the world would be like had Mel Gibson never been born."
"Seeing all that blood and shit on the cross has completely put me off hot cross buns."
"So, this Jesus bloke was a bit like David Beckham, just that he didn't play football?"

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