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Security Hopes

The Treehuggian (spoof of The Guardian)
Slough Town Planners to invite Al Qaeda to Conference
"We want to blow up the unthinkable", says planner

It has been confirmed that officials from Al Qaeda are to be invited to a Slough Town Planners meeting in July in the hope that they might be encouraged to perform a series of controlled explosions in the town centre. A spokesman for Slough Town Planners defended the invitations: "It's just one of a couple of cost effective measures we are developing in these terror-round-every-corner times. Attempting to harness the power of international terrorism to improve inner-city centres is top on our list of priorities."

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