spokesman for the British Military told
us: "The army is not responsible
for the release of porn videos and DVDs
even if those in the videos or DVDs
are dressed in military uniform.
are various discrepancies in the pictures
which suggest that these are not actual
images of actual torture, just simulated
porn-like torture popular amongst fetish
torture lovers around the world.
discrepancies in the pictures include
a pink plastic water pistol which was
not standard issue in Iraq; when the
woman is forced to drink her own urine
she drinks it from a champagne glass
coquettishly; the young man on the torture
Iraq-rack is at times giggling uncontrollably
and the woman being urinated on is wearing
standard fetish Cat-Woman attire.
is wholly irresponsible for a national
newspaper to put existing operations
at risk in Iraq by publishing pictures
of porn movies as if they are real.
Finally: Commander Hard-on is
not a known commander in the British