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'EVIL' BIG BROTHER 5 DETAILS REVEALED
"Abu Ghraib evidence stole our thunder", admits producer

Some of the details of Big Brother 5 are starting to leak out. Shocks such as: Davina is a man, a big chested female stripper is a man, a fit lesbian couple (who love exhibitionistic sex) are to be given their own room and 'all the baby oil they need', alcohol will be given to the housemates in return for 'filmable' sex sessions, orgies will be encouraged during the 10pm live show with viewers able to vote how they want it to end. Psychologists, who have been studying the producers for this year's show told us: "They have a terrible fear of being as boring as BB4 and may have over compensated this year."

26th May 2004

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