TV
STAR HAD CYBER SEX DRESSED AS LONG JOHN SILVER - PARROT TELLS ALL
"It's
right in front of you" scream Panto Crowd
Television's
self-styled Dreadful Dave had 'wooden legged' cyber sex with a fan dressed as
Long John Silver. Inside Today The Parrot
that never left his shoulder speaks exclusively to us.
Only
in your
Bumper "No Fake Pictures" Boobs
The
Voice of
Rebekka-torial
BRING
BACK GRANT! GAWD LUV A DUCK!
GIVE
MY HUBBY HIS JOB BACK! The ratings on Eastenders have not been the same since
my Ross left to become shitv's Mr Muscles! It's time for a change at the top of
Britain's most loved soap set in Cockerney Town.
