The
13 Journalists banned from Zimbabwe were 'particularly
whiny'
Dame
Robert Mugabe chose 'the most whiny journalists'
to exclude from Zimbabwe 'just for a laugh',
we can reveal today. Journalists from The
Treehuggian have been allowed into the country
to report on the England cricket tour, but those
from the BBQ, Dully Mirror, The
Moon and The Thun have not been.
In
other Zimbabwean news: Dame Robert was given
a scare last week when Zimbabwe's equivalent
of Jeremy Beadle told him that substantial oil
reserves of interest to the United States had
been discovered in the country. He apparently
shat his pants before being told it was a joke.
Four people are missing, presumed knackered.
Dame
Robert Mugabe chose 'the most whiny journalists'
to exclude from Zimbabwe 'just for a laugh',
we can reveal today. Journalists from The
Treehuggian have been allowed into the country
to report on the England cricket tour, but those
from the BBQ, Dully Mirror, The
Moon and The Thun have not been.