Dame
Robert Mugabe chose 'the most whiny journalists' to exclude from Zimbabwe 'just
for a laugh', we can reveal today. Journalists from The Treehuggian have
been allowed into the country to report on the England cricket tour, but those
from the BBQ, Dully Mirror, The Moon and The Thun
have not been.In
other Zimbabwean news: Dame Robert was given a scare last week when Zimbabwe's
equivalent of Jeremy Beadle told him that substantial oil reserves of interest
to the United States had been discovered in the country. He apparently shat his
pants before being told it was a joke. Four people are missing, presumed knackered.
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