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The Treehuggian (spoof of The Guardian)
The 13 Journalists banned from Zimbabwe were 'particularly whiny'
Hello Possums - MugabeDame Robert Mugabe chose 'the most whiny journalists' to exclude from Zimbabwe 'just for a laugh', we can reveal today. Journalists from The Treehuggian have been allowed into the country to report on the England cricket tour, but those from the BBQ, Dully Mirror, The Moon and The Thun have not been.
In other Zimbabwean news: Dame Robert was given a scare last week when Zimbabwe's equivalent of Jeremy Beadle told him that substantial oil reserves of interest to the United States had been discovered in the country. He apparently shat his pants before being told it was a joke. Four people are missing, presumed knackered.
24 Nov

 

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