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Baby Kennedy

Tories Doomed to poor third place after this disgrace
Daily Moan (spoof of Daily Mail)
Charles Kennedy to have baby in time for General Election
Baby Kennedy
Baby Kennedy

Charles Kennedy has announced that he is to become a father in April, a whole month before a possible May general election. Leaders of the Nazti and Labor Partys condemned the move. Experts say leaders of the other parties will have to kiss up to 300% more babies than normal because of this development. It is not clear if Kennedy will have one of those dinky carry- your-baby-on-your- back-like-a-back-pack thingies during his election duties. Charles Kennedy is not married to Radio 2's Sarah Kennedy, as we reported earlier.

14 Oct

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