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Harry's Art Attack

Inside today: our fifth exclusive Robbie Williams interview this week
The Moon (spoof of The Sun)
Did Prince Harry Cheat in A Level Art Shock?
Prince Harry Art
Damning evidence revealed in muffled tape recording. Read the transcript here
SF: (Tape inaudible) So, you (tape muffled) did you?
Harry: (Tape inaudible, tape skips).
SF: Huh?
Harry: (Tape inaudible). I stuck it with tape (tape inaudible) paint brush I think..
SF: Oh right, yeah. But you told me your favourite impressionist was Rory Bremner (tape inaudible).
Harry: Yeah, no, uhm, yeah (tape skips).
SF: When you wrote (tape inaudible). (Sounds of a shower starting and toilet flushing).
Harry: Smells a bit strange. Is that you?
SF: What? Are you talking to me? I wasn't expecting that. Just a minute (toilet paper being torn.) Aaah that's better. Anyway, what I wanted to speak to you about is this. Last year, (tape inaudible), wrote the (tape inaudible) exam, did you tell anyone about that? (tape skips). Did you mention it to anyone?
Harry: (Tape inaudible).
SF: Are you sure? (tape skips) what else was said? (tape inaudible) zzzzzz ipt (tape skips twice) (tape skips).
Harry: Mmmmffftwtitz! (Tape inaudible)
15 Oct

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