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Visitors
to USA Must Have Machine Chewable Passport From Today
Visitors
to the USA are warned that they will no longer be able to enter the country unless
they have a passport that airport officials can mangle into a fuzzy ball using
their machine, from today. Visitors who intend to try to enter the USA using the
visa waver lottery are advised to visibly pray 'in a non-Muslim type
way' when their passport is handed over. Free Cat Stevens!
Visitors
to the USA are warned that they will no longer be able to enter the country unless
they have a passport that airport officials can mangle into a fuzzy ball using
their machine, from today. Visitors who intend to try to enter the USA using the
visa waver lottery are advised to visibly pray 'in a non-Muslim type
way' when their passport is handed over. Free Cat Stevens!
