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Visitors
to USA Must Have Machine Chewable Passport
From Today
Visitors
to the USA are warned that they will
no longer be able to enter the country
unless they have a passport that airport
officials can mangle into a fuzzy ball
using their machine, from today. Visitors
who intend to try to enter the USA using
the visa waver lottery are advised
to visibly pray 'in a non-Muslim
type way' when their passport is
handed over. Free Cat Stevens!
Visitors
to the USA are warned that they will
no longer be able to enter the country
unless they have a passport that airport
officials can mangle into a fuzzy ball
using their machine, from today. Visitors
who intend to try to enter the USA using
the visa waver lottery are advised
to visibly pray 'in a non-Muslim
type way' when their passport is
handed over. Free Cat Stevens!