Batman
has invaded Buckingham Palace under the noses of Londinium police, today. It is
believed that tightened security had not been prepared for a superhero to invade
the Palace. A police spokesman assured subjects: "I can assure you that a
normal member of the public, or human terrorist, would not be able to do what
Batman can do with his special powers."
In
other news: Spiderman stopped the London Eye today. Nobody had a ride.
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ENGLAND
WIN BACK PRIDE WITH POLAND OWN GOAL
Video
replays show that it was Poland's defender Glowacki who scored England's winning
goal in the England v Poland game last night, showing what a great side England
can be when luck is on their side.
Michael Owen was pretty close to the ball at the time, although in an after match
interview he was quiet.
Batman
has invaded Buckingham Palace under the noses of Londinium police, today. It is
believed that tightened security had not been prepared for a superhero to invade
the Palace. A police spokesman assured subjects: "I can assure you that a
normal member of the public, or human terrorist, would not be able to do what
Batman can do with his special powers."
