Batman
has invaded Buckingham Palace under the noses
of Londinium police, today. It is believed that
tightened security had not been prepared for
a superhero to invade the Palace. A police spokesman
assured subjects: "I can assure you that
a normal member of the public, or human terrorist,
would not be able to do what Batman can do with
his special powers."
In
other news: Spiderman stopped the London Eye
today. Nobody had a ride.
13
Sept
Silence
of the Lions
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ENGLAND
WIN BACK PRIDE WITH POLAND OWN GOAL
Video
replays show that it was Poland's defender
Glowacki who scored England's winning goal
in the England v Poland game last night, showing
what a great side England can be when luck
is on their side.
Michael Owen was pretty close to the ball
at the time, although in an after match interview
he was quiet.
Batman
has invaded Buckingham Palace under the noses
of Londinium police, today. It is believed that
tightened security had not been prepared for
a superhero to invade the Palace. A police spokesman
assured subjects: "I can assure you that
a normal member of the public, or human terrorist,
would not be able to do what Batman can do with
his special powers."
