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Despite
a media blackout by England stars we
have managed to get exclusive silent
interviews with some of England's finest.
I
am joined by captain David Beckham.
So, Dave, how was the game for you?
DB:"... ". I saw Posh in the
crowd she doesn't look fat yet? DB:
"!!!...!" A BBC commentator
told us he thought you were shit? DB:
"!...%"
Turning
to Michael Owen here, you didn't score
a goal but you looked like you were
running around a bit? MO: "!....
!" You've got really little legs
haven't you? MO: "...."
David
James if I can sit on your knee for
a moment, you didn't screw up this time,
why was that? DJ: "?...!"
Well,
thanks guys for your time.
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