Despite
a media blackout by England stars we have managed to get exclusive silent interviews
with some of England's finest. I
am joined by captain David Beckham. So, Dave, how was the game for you? DB:"...
". I saw Posh in the crowd she doesn't look fat yet? DB: "!!!...!"
A BBC commentator told us he thought you were shit? DB: "!...%" Turning
to Michael Owen here, you didn't score a goal but you looked like you were running
around a bit? MO: "!.... !" You've got really little legs haven't you?
MO: "...." David
James if I can sit on your knee for a moment, you didn't screw up this time, why
was that? DJ: "?...!" Well,
thanks guys for your time. |