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Westminster Security Bulletin
IS THIS THE END TO CENTURIES OF TRADITION?
Parliament Security guard
Parliament security guard attempting to stop intruders on Wednesday.
16 Sept

 

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Men in T-shirts invade Parliament

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Daily Moan (spoof of Daily Mail)
WERE 'FOXES FOR JUSTICE' RESPONSIBLE FOR PARLIAMENT SECURITY BREACH?
A group, which may call themselves 'Foxes for Justice' for all we know, stormed the Mother of all Parliaments yesterday making the security there look all stupid. Protester's were successfully wrestled to the floor by men wearing tights and ceremonial swords, at least two of the guards, sometimes known as 'Security Dandies', had their wigs knocked off and their lipstick smudged. Protesters narrowly missed haranguing Tony Blair by two and a half hours.
"It will be a sad day for democracy in England when security guards in parliament have to know what they are doing", a parliament insider told us.
Nobody died, but had the five protesters brought bombs, more than 7 MP's, who were actually in the chamber at the time, might have been woken.
16 Sept