A
group, which may call themselves 'Foxes for
Justice' for all we know, stormed the Mother of all Parliaments yesterday
making the security there look all stupid. Protester's were successfully wrestled
to the floor by men wearing tights and ceremonial swords, at least two of the
guards, sometimes known as 'Security Dandies', had their wigs knocked off and
their lipstick smudged. Protesters narrowly missed haranguing Tony Blair
by two and a half hours. "It
will be a sad day for democracy in England when security guards in parliament
have to know what they are doing", a parliament insider told us.
Nobody died, but had the five protesters brought bombs, more than 7 MP's,
who were actually in the chamber at the time, might have been woken. |