British
Airways would like to confirm to our
passengers that we are as equally sorry as
we were last year when we gave one of the
most heart rendingly sincerest apologies ever
heard in British corporate history (which
itself was 50% more sorry than for the disruption
we caused the year before because we have
been on a course.) As I am sure most of our
customers will understand, shit happens.
To
end on a positive note: British Airways would
like to congratulate Mr and Mrs Ebshawe of
Billericay who have been 'inconvenienced'
by all three of our strikes in each of the
last three years. They have been awarded a
complementary BA bean cushion and a dried
up egg sandwich each and are the founder members
of our Super Inconvenienced Club.
