British
Airways would like to confirm to our passengers that we are as equally
sorry as we were last year when we gave one of the most heart rendingly sincerest
apologies ever heard in British corporate history (which itself was 50% more sorry
than for the disruption we caused the year before because we have been on a course.)
As I am sure most of our customers will understand, shit happens.
To
end on a positive note: British Airways would like to congratulate Mr and Mrs
Ebshawe of Billericay who have been 'inconvenienced' by all three of our strikes
in each of the last three years. They have been awarded a complementary BA bean
cushion and a dried up egg sandwich each and are the founder members of our Super
Inconvenienced Club.
