Plaid Cymru Advised To Campaign For Tenth Planet Name 'Coup'

Plaid Cymru are being urged to press for the tenth planet to be named Llanfairpwllgwyn gyllgogerychwyrndrob wllllantysiliogogogoch, we have discovered. The planet is currently named 2003 UB313. A spokesman for the party said: "This is an outstanding opportuuunity to make a lasting impression for Welsh Nationalism on a global, even universal level."