On the 7th August 2004 The Daily Moan told the government of the appalling state of the asylum system in this country. Did they listen? Did they to buggery...

MR BLUNKETT ARE YOU BLIND? The Home Secretary can't even tie up his shoe laces without falling over. He is as stupid as a toad and his breath smells of hedgehog. How much longer will this Government be rubbish?