The Attorney General sang and danced his authorization for war wearing a Black and White Minstrels costume, we can reveal. It is not clear whether he said 'Mammy' whilst doing so, but sources confirmed he wore a straw boater hat. The Attorney General was unable to write down an equivocal opinion on the legality of the war because he 'could not let go of his cane', we have been told. What a stunt. 100,000 people died.