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February 2005
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Desperate KickBoxers

Des O'Connor made my life worth living: The Real Sex in the Suburbs
The Indigestion (spoof of The Independent)
From Couch Potato To Kick Boxer In Four Punches
How I Like To Get My Arse Kicked
PersonJane Fotherington-Gilli-Whoppington III was fed up with the looks she got when she told people what her name was in restaurants and in the pub. "I finally decided enough was enough so I took up kick boxing. I have never looked back." "Now, whenever the subject of my name even comes up I spell it out to the rhythm of my devastating roundhouse kick on their sorry arse even if they just raise slightly their eyebrow. I don't think I've ever kicked-off with someone with a nervous tick but I might have."
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