theVoiceofReason.co.uktheVoiceofReason.com
 
February 2005
Satirical Newspaper Spoof RSS-XML SEARCH
 

Cruz Helloos

Media Huggian
The Treehuggian (spoof of The Guardian)
First Picture of Cruz Beckham Auctioned by Media

A bidding war has erupted over the rights to the first picture of Cruz Beckham. As a compromise, the picture of David Beckham's third born son has been cut up and sold at auction. The nose went for £100,000, the chin for £85,000 and the tongue for £75,000. Only one baby cried.

22 Feb

Cruz Snooze

Free Sinatra 'Dooby Doo' For Every Reader - Stranger In The Night Day
Daily Moan (spoof of Daily Mail)
First Picture of Cruz Beckham's Chin
Baby Chin

World Exclusive This is the first picture of Cruz Beckham's chin. Cruz Beckham, 1 day old, said Ken Livingstone should apologise, when we called earlier today.

22 Feb

 
 
 

 

Click here to go theVoiceofReason .co.uk home page
Or click here to go to our world comedy site
 

Cruz Nooose

Free Sex Position For Every Reader
The Moon (spoof of The Sun)
First Picture of Cruz Beckham's Nose
Baby Nose

World Exclusive This is the first picture of Cruz Beckham's nose. Cruz Beckham, 1 day old, was said to be resting when we called his agent earlier today.

22 Feb

Cruz Poos

Free Fingernail For Every Reader
Dully Mirror (spoof of Daily Mirror)
First Picture of Cruz Beckham's Tongue
Baby Mouth

World Exclusive This is the first picture of Cruz Beckham's tongue. Whenever he screams or cries, this little tongue goes up and down like a baby's.

22 Feb

Cruz Bruz

Free Gay Drink For Every Reader
Mini-NMee
First Look Outside Cruz 101 Since David Beckham's Son Is Born
Cruz 101

World Exclusive This is the first picture of Cruz 101, Manchester's oldest gay night club, since the birth of Cruz Beckham.

22 Feb