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number for every reader | | The
Legend of MacArthur | 5ft2
sailor does it in 71 hours |
 The
world's shortest sailor, Ellen MacArthur, pinged into the record books yesterday
after cruising for over 71 days around the world without stopping. During her
time away, the 28 year-old almost crashed into a whale and smashed her head causing
blood to ooze everywhere. |
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Fortune Telling Fish for every reader inside today | | Why
won't they give us a MacArthur Park? | | The
Daily Moan has pledged to match any donation from our readers to build a MacArthur
Park somewhere or other. MacArthur Park will act as a lasting tribute to a fantastic
achievement of going round the world bloody fast. We normally don't like speeding
by 28 year-old ladettes, but when Ellen MacArthur does it we don't mind at all.
EEEEEE! |
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Phew wot a sailor! | | Around
The World In 71 Days | It's
our fit girl wot sailed it |
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14 18 33: These are the vital statistics thrashed with water onto the chest of
our little spunky hero, Ellen MacArthur. Dame Lieutenant Ellie, Britain's greatest
ever water rustler, made it home to dear old Blighty wearing just a pair of worn
down shorts and a wet t-shirt. She's an Ell' of a sailor. Corr. |
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Dame Ellen MacArthur sticker for every reader | | MacArthur's
Lark | Reader
Survey: Have you ever gone 71 days without a shag? |
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days without sex, Ellen MacArthur returns to Blighty as randy as the day she was
born. Inside today: Our sexperts tell us why Joe Pasquale is the first person
she should shag. |
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