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The
Legend of MacArthur
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5ft2
sailor does it in 71 hours
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 The
world's shortest sailor, Ellen MacArthur, pinged into
the record books yesterday after cruising for over 71
days around the world without stopping. During her time
away, the 28 year-old almost crashed into a whale and
smashed her head causing blood to ooze everywhere.
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Fortune Telling Fish for every reader inside today
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Why
won't they give us a MacArthur Park?
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Daily Moan has pledged to match any donation from
our readers to build a MacArthur Park somewhere
or other. MacArthur Park will act as a lasting
tribute to a fantastic achievement of going round
the world bloody fast. We normally don't like
speeding by 28 year-old ladettes, but when Ellen
MacArthur does it we don't mind at all. EEEEEE!
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Phew wot a sailor!
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Around
The World In 71 Days
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It's
our fit girl wot sailed it
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14 18 33: These are the vital statistics thrashed
with water onto the chest of our little spunky hero,
Ellen MacArthur. Dame Lieutenant Ellie, Britain's
greatest ever water rustler, made it home to dear
old Blighty wearing just a pair of worn down shorts
and a wet t-shirt. She's an Ell' of a sailor. Corr. |
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Free
Dame Ellen MacArthur sticker for every reader
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MacArthur's
Lark
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Reader
Survey: Have you ever gone 71 days without a shag?
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days without sex, Ellen MacArthur returns to Blighty
as randy as the day she was born. Inside today:
Our sexperts tell us why Joe Pasquale is the first
person she should shag. |
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