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Queen
Told: Do Your Cockney Impression For Olympic Officials
Tonight And We're Finished
Monarchy Mayhem
The
Queen, who according to Princess Michael of Kent, can
do a 'brilliant' Cockney impersonation, has been advised
not to perform it for Olympic Officials as planned,
today. The Queen is to host a banquet for the Olympic
Officials as London vies to host the Olympics in 2012.
A full Pearly Kings costume has been returned to the
fancy dress shop early, we have discovered.
The
Queen, who according to Princess Michael of Kent, can
do a 'brilliant' Cockney impersonation, has been advised
not to perform it for Olympic Officials as planned,
today. The Queen is to host a banquet for the Olympic
Officials as London vies to host the Olympics in 2012.
A full Pearly Kings costume has been returned to the
fancy dress shop early, we have discovered.