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Reasonable
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Not
Reasonable
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Ask
the burglar how many sugars? Make the burglar
a cup of tea with correct amount of sugars
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Ask
the burglar how many sugars? Pour boiling water
over his head.
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Thump
burglar on head three times with a baseball bat
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Thump
burglar on head three times with Matrix Ultimate
Collection, 10 DVD set
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Shout:
"Stop you burgling bastard"
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Shout:
"Stop you f**king burgling c&nt"
then stab him in the heart with a red hot fire
poker
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Call
999
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Cut
999 into burglars flesh using knife
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Rugby
tackle burglar to ground going to a choke hold
to keep him under control
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Grape
vine to double simplex over the top ropes to bash
opponents head until ref gives final 'public warning'
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Shake
burglar by hand and wish him well with his ill-gotten
gains. Allow burglar to escape.
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Shake
burglar by the neck until you shake all of his
stealings from his pockets or he dies, whichever
occurs first.
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