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January 2005
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Binge Deaths

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Daily Moan (spoof of Daily Mail)
24 HOUR DRINKING SET TO KILL THOUSANDS
The Government's 24 hour drinking plans will leave 'thousands dead in their chairs in pubs across the country', it has been revealed. Binge drinkers, who today have the closing bell to save them, will drink themselves into a coma 'because they will be too drunk to know when to stop'.
17 Jan

Pissed Police

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Daily Stir (spoof of Daily Star)
24 Hour Drinking Will Enable Police To Have A Pint After Work

Stressed out police officers will be able to have a pint after a hard days work if new 24 hour drinking laws are passed, the Association of Police Officers have been assured. Today, 78% of police officers go home after work without having a pint because the pubs have closed.
17 Jan

 
 
 

 

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