Jerry Springer The Opera, which has Jesus participating in the longest ever performance of the fuck word, Satan threatening to fuck Springer up the ass with barbed wire, dancing Ku Klux clan members, Jesus played by an actor who earlier played a nappy wearing fetishist who likes to poop his pants, Jesus admitting to gay tendencies, a choir singing the fuck word in synchronisation and God being played by the same man who earlier in the Opera admitted to having gay sex with a pre op transsexual and three timing the woman he wanted to marry, was thanked by the Church for not performing the cunt word until the second act. 50,000 people complained before they saw it. Terry Wogan will be available to take your calls for ten minutes this afternoon.