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Jerry Springertroversy

BBQ (spoof of the BBC)
Jerry Springer: The Opera Give Us Your Fucking Views
On Saturday, BBC2 is showing Jerry Springer The Opera uncut. This has more swear words in it than deaths in Rambo3. Should we show it? Should we show it without the bad language? Give us your views, we will print the best ones...
6 Jan
 

"The BBC should only use the words fuck and cunt when it is absolutely necessary. Like in news broadcasts from Indonesia, or the Sudan. Glamorising these words in an opera is just so-so." Herby, Glasgow.

"There is no better word to rhyme with runt or stunt." Maximillion, Stoke.

"Is Trisha: The Opera coming out next year?" Trisha, London.

"Is Richard and Judy: The Opera coming out next year?" Judy, London

"I have not seen this Opera but it should be banned and everyone associated with it should be shot in the head, apart from David Soul who should be suffocated with a wet sponge." Ripper, Yorkshire.

"There is a place for the fuck and cunt words and Saturday night after 10 is just perfect. Bring it on white trash!" Irene, Old People's Home.

"10 o'clock on a Saturday night is well past my bed time so I intend to tape it and get the girls round for a good old fashioned fuck fest." Elsie, 93.

"I do love a good verbal trashing on television, when it is set to music it is even more perfect." Wank, Langley.

6 Jan

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